Happy Friday Dinarian Friends!!!
There has been some really GREAT News that we posted and are frankly in just a FANTASTIC mood!
So, we are sharing 50% MORE One-Liner Jokes today, and there is absolutely no extra charge to you!!! (Okay we will leave the jokes to the Pros…)
~ Mr. IQD
With a calendar, your days are numbered.
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.
I ran three miles today. Finally I said, “Lady take your purse.”
If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages.
Hope your day is going GREAT!!!
Here are some one-liners to take your mind off waiting for the RV!!! 😉
~ Mr. IQD
I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my mate. He said, “I don’t follow you.”
It’s never too late to start, which is why I’m putting it off till tomorrow.
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
Happy Friday Everyone!!!!
Here are a few one-liners to give you a chuckle and also take your mind off the RV for a while….. 😉
~ Mr. IQD
I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
If you are constantly amazed by your own brilliance perhaps it’s time you raised your standards…. (right Beth?)
Warning: the internet may contain traces of nuts.
Bumped into an old friend today and wasn’t a bit happy about it. We were both driving our cars at the time…. 😉
Things in the Dinar Community are getting TENSE with anticipation!!!!
So, as a break, enjoy some of these one-liners…. 🙂
~ Mr. IQD
Sorry about the two black eyes, boss… You DID keep telling me to make eye contact!!!…
Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
I was never my mother’s favorite, which I guess would have been OK, if I wasn’t an only child.
What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Definition of a teenager? God’s punishment for enjoying sex.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
What’s another word for thesaurus?
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
SUNDAY’S BONUS JOKE…
Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I couldn’t care less.
SATURDAY’S BONUS JOKE:
Have you heard about the online origami store? It folded….
Got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
Unless it’s already been made, a “piece of cake” is actually a fair bit of work.
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong…. (Right u hack “gurus”!!!)
If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry ? LOL!!!!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience!!!
Going to church doesn’t make you Religious any more than standing in a garage makes you a car!!! (right Okie!?)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! (right all you hack gurus!!!???) LOL!!!!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason!!!!
THAT’S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS!!!
“I wish you’d keep my hands to yourself.”
~ Groucho Marx