Wednesday's Comedy Break

Well folks….. There has been really nothing “new” going on in Iraq today!!!

We are looking for what Randy Koonce feels is our best “sign” of real progress in Iraq – so far, nada!!!

And of course we still get the same garbage that is being put out by Beth Ogle and her cast of idiot OOM Gurus!!!

So, let’s forget about all that noise and enjoy some comedic “one-liners” that gave us a chuckle! 😉

~ Mr. IQD


Only in America… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (NOW this is a “real” bank story! LOL!!!! )


If age is just a number, can I get mine unlisted?


Vegetarian: Native American definition for a very lousy hunter….


Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ( Sound familiar Okie? LOL!!!! )


Friday Humor Break!!!

Happy Friday Everyone!!!!

Here are a few one-liners to give you a chuckle and also take your mind off the RV for a while….. 😉

~ Mr. IQD


I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.


If you are constantly amazed by your own brilliance perhaps it’s time you raised your standards…. (right Beth?)


Warning: the internet may contain traces of nuts.


Bumped into an old friend today and wasn’t a bit happy about it. We were both driving our cars at the time…. 😉


TODAY'S HUMOROUS MOMENTS

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.


What’s another word for thesaurus?


They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.


I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.


SUNDAY’S BONUS JOKE…

Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

SATURDAY HUMOROUS BREAK!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


The only perfect science is hindsight.



How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.



The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I couldn’t care less.



SATURDAY’S BONUS JOKE:

Have you heard about the online origami store? It folded….


TODAY'S HUMOR MOMENTS…

“Having a male gynecologist is like going to an auto mechanic who doesn’t own a car.” – Carrie Snow


What doesn’t kill us makes us tediously regurgitate the one sentence of Nietzsche we could be bothered to read.


Why is crossing the road like playing the piano? C sharp or B flat.


Never let a fool kiss you. Or a kiss fool you.

TODAY'S HUMOR!

Got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.


Unless it’s already been made, a “piece of cake” is actually a fair bit of work.


Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Humourous :: How NOT to Spearfish!

CAUTION….  Now we all know that “Post RV” all of us will be going on exotic vacations to do exotic adventures all around the world…  With that in mind, we would like to suggest…

We’ve never been spearfishing but we’re fairly certain this isn’t how it’s supposed to end up…

A Few Chuckles…

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


Hey, I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s!


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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one!!!


It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper!!!


A Few Chuckles…

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target….


A cop pulls a guy over for weaving in traffic. He walks up to the driver’s window and asks, “You drinkin?” The driver says, “You buyin?”


A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.


With respect, Madame, “skinny jeans” are not a promise!!!

A Few Chuckles…

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong…. (Right u hack “gurus”!!!)


If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.


The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.


They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry ? LOL!!!!