Well folks….. There has been really nothing “new” going on in Iraq today!!!
We are looking for what Randy Koonce feels is our best “sign” of real progress in Iraq – so far, nada!!!
And of course we still get the same garbage that is being put out by Beth Ogle and her cast of idiot OOM Gurus!!!
So, let’s forget about all that noise and enjoy some comedic “one-liners” that gave us a chuckle! 😉
~ Mr. IQD
Only in America… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (NOW this is a “real” bank story! LOL!!!! )
If age is just a number, can I get mine unlisted?
Vegetarian: Native American definition for a very lousy hunter….
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ( Sound familiar Okie? LOL!!!! )
Happy Friday Everyone!!!!
Here are a few one-liners to give you a chuckle and also take your mind off the RV for a while….. 😉
~ Mr. IQD
I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
If you are constantly amazed by your own brilliance perhaps it’s time you raised your standards…. (right Beth?)
Warning: the internet may contain traces of nuts.
Bumped into an old friend today and wasn’t a bit happy about it. We were both driving our cars at the time…. 😉
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
What’s another word for thesaurus?
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
SUNDAY’S BONUS JOKE…
Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I couldn’t care less.
SATURDAY’S BONUS JOKE:
Have you heard about the online origami store? It folded….
“Having a male gynecologist is like going to an auto mechanic who doesn’t own a car.” – Carrie Snow
What doesn’t kill us makes us tediously regurgitate the one sentence of Nietzsche we could be bothered to read.
Why is crossing the road like playing the piano? C sharp or B flat.
Never let a fool kiss you. Or a kiss fool you.
Got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
Unless it’s already been made, a “piece of cake” is actually a fair bit of work.
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.