Happy Thursday Dinarians,
Wow, who needs a Break from all this “RV” stuff and callin’ it every day and bashing those Hack Gurus like Tony TNT, Okie Oil Man and the rest of them!
Well, how about a little “Coffee Break Comedy” for our Thursday – just to help us get through another week of waiting? LOL!!!
This email was sent to me by our Skype Room‘s regular contributor Marc G, and it is just a series of excellent jokes which will make you smile. I’m not sure who “Tony” is which is the “butt” of these jokes – it is such a common name you know. Enjoy!
Tony on math
Teacher asks her class: “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on Tony.
He replies, Continue reading
Blonde Joke #1: “Blonde on the lookout”
A redhead was well over the speed limit when she asked her blonde passenger, “See any cops behind us?” The blonde turned around for a long look. “Hey, yeah, I do.” “Damn!” said the redhead. “Are his flashers on?” The blonde replied, “Yep, nope. Yep, nope. Yep, nope.”
Blonde Joke #2: “First Class to Vegas”
The blonde plopped down in First Class in spite of her Coach ticket. The stewardess informed her, “Miss, you’re going to have to move to your seat.” But the blonde merely smiled smugly. “Honey, you don’t understand: I’m cute, I’m blonde, and when I get to Las Vegas, I’m going to be rich.” Even the head stewardess couldn’t make her move. “I’m cute, I’m blonde, and when I get to Las Vegas, I’m going to be rich.” Finally the Captain was summoned. He whispered in the blonde’s ear, she gave him a surprised look, then stood up and moved quietly to Coach. The stewardesses were impressed. “What did you say to get her to leave?” “Oh, I just told her ‘First Class doesn’t stop in Las Vegas!’”
Happy Friday Dinarian Friends!!!
There has been some really GREAT News that we posted and are frankly in just a FANTASTIC mood!
So, we are sharing 50% MORE One-Liner Jokes today, and there is absolutely no extra charge to you!!! (Okay we will leave the jokes to the Pros…)
~ Mr. IQD
With a calendar, your days are numbered.
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.
I ran three miles today. Finally I said, “Lady take your purse.”
If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages.
I have the same body I’ve always had. Adjusted for inflation, of course…
To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].
A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes.
How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty.
BONUS…. AND JUST FOR SUNDAY!!!
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
Happy Friday Everyone!!!!
Here are a few one-liners to give you a chuckle and also take your mind off the RV for a while….. 😉
~ Mr. IQD
I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.
If you are constantly amazed by your own brilliance perhaps it’s time you raised your standards…. (right Beth?)
Warning: the internet may contain traces of nuts.
Bumped into an old friend today and wasn’t a bit happy about it. We were both driving our cars at the time…. 😉
Things in the Dinar Community are getting TENSE with anticipation!!!!
So, as a break, enjoy some of these one-liners…. 🙂
~ Mr. IQD
Sorry about the two black eyes, boss… You DID keep telling me to make eye contact!!!…
Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
I was never my mother’s favorite, which I guess would have been OK, if I wasn’t an only child.
What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Definition of a teenager? God’s punishment for enjoying sex.
Hello, we got this via email, and wanted to share, it is pretty darn’d funny!!! Enjoy!
~ Mr. IQD
….. and folks that is why the Chicken did cross the road!!!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I couldn’t care less.
SATURDAY’S BONUS JOKE:
Have you heard about the online origami store? It folded….
“Having a male gynecologist is like going to an auto mechanic who doesn’t own a car.” – Carrie Snow
What doesn’t kill us makes us tediously regurgitate the one sentence of Nietzsche we could be bothered to read.
Why is crossing the road like playing the piano? C sharp or B flat.
Never let a fool kiss you. Or a kiss fool you.
Got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
Unless it’s already been made, a “piece of cake” is actually a fair bit of work.
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.