JOKE!!! #1GOORU has a “change the light bulb” joke…

Happy Friday Dinarians!

#1GOORU is on a rollllllll….  

Change Light Bulb Joke

Well, I ran across another joke by #1GOORU which he/she sent over to my Mail Bag and well, I just had to post it here for you (caution there is a “bad” word used)….

Anonymous Name / Handle: #1GOORU

Comment: How many hack gurus does it take to change a light bulb?

 

None of your damn business…  They signed NDAs.

Do you also have a good “hack guru bashing” joke?  Send it to me!

~ Mr. IQD

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JOKE!!! #1GOORU has a “crossed the road” joke…

Happy Thursday Dinarians!

To lighten up the atmosphere every now and again I’ll put out some humor on my site, I call it my “Coffee Break Comedy”.

Why did the [ _______ ] cross the road?

Why did the [ _______ ] cross the road?

Well, I ran across #1GOORU’s “crossed the road” joke he/she had sent over to my Mail Bag and I felt it was a good enough of a “groaner” to post it here for you-all….

Anonymous Name / Handle: #1GOORU
Comment: I asked a well-known buffoon “Why did the hack guru cross the road?”

 

To which he replied in an Oklahoma drawl,

 

“Cause legal coun-sell dictates we all-ways cross our roads….
‘n dot our T’s.”

 

Nuff said…

It may not make Comedy Central – but I want to thank you #1GOORU because it did make me laugh and put a bounce in my step for the day!

Got a good joke?  Send it to me!

~ Mr. IQD

 

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JOB APPLICATION – Too Funny Not To Share!!! :-)

Hello Dinarians,

Well normally we take great delight in “bashing” those Hack Gurus like Okie and the sort, but today we came across this really funny “Job Application” to McDonalds…

And since the IQD has not “RV’d” (yet) and some of you like us may be out there looking for Jobs, or even if you have one now, but have had to fill out one of those “stupid” Job Applications (like we have had to) then you will get a really good laugh out of this!  Enjoy!

~ Mr. IQD


This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald’s in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

McDonalds, Ridleyton, Adelaide, South Australia

McDonalds (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle Continue reading

* THIS JUST IN *** Iranian short-stumped Dictator….

*** THIS JUST IN ***

Iranian short-stumped Dictator ImADinnerJacket meets with Prim Minister Nuri al-Maliki and tells him his “fly is unzipped”….

Maliki was witnessed by a close Media Source as “to check his zipper”!!!

Then according to our source ImADinnerJacket started to laugh (uncontrollably) and was reported as saying: “Ha! Maliki I made you look…. Stupid!!!”

More news on the unzipping of Maliki’s fly at 11…..

Some Humor For Today…

If you have a crappy job, you probably shouldn’t lick your fingers at lunch time.

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Wednesday's Comedy Break

Well folks….. There has been really nothing “new” going on in Iraq today!!!

We are looking for what Randy Koonce feels is our best “sign” of real progress in Iraq – so far, nada!!!

And of course we still get the same garbage that is being put out by Beth Ogle and her cast of idiot OOM Gurus!!!

So, let’s forget about all that noise and enjoy some comedic “one-liners” that gave us a chuckle! 😉

~ Mr. IQD


Only in America… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (NOW this is a “real” bank story! LOL!!!! )


If age is just a number, can I get mine unlisted?


Vegetarian: Native American definition for a very lousy hunter….


Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ( Sound familiar Okie? LOL!!!! )


Saturday's Humor Break!!!

Happy Saturday!!!

Hope your day is going GREAT!!!

Here are some one-liners to take your mind off waiting for the RV!!! 😉

~ Mr. IQD


I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my mate. He said, “I don’t follow you.”


It’s never too late to start, which is why I’m putting it off till tomorrow.


If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?


I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?