Happy Friday Dinarians!
#1GOORU is on a rollllllll….
Well, I ran across another joke by #1GOORU which he/she sent over to my Mail Bag and well, I just had to post it here for you (caution there is a “bad” word used)….
Anonymous Name / Handle: #1GOORU
Comment: How many hack gurus does it take to change a light bulb?
None of your damn business… They signed NDAs.
Do you also have a good “hack guru bashing” joke? Send it to me!
~ Mr. IQD
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Happy Thursday Dinarians!
To lighten up the atmosphere every now and again I’ll put out some humor on my site, I call it my “Coffee Break Comedy”.
![Why did the [ _______ ] cross the road?](https://mriqd.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/chicken-crossing1.jpg)
Why did the [ _______ ] cross the road?
Anonymous Name / Handle: #1GOORU
Comment: I asked a well-known buffoon “Why did the hack guru cross the road?”
To which he replied in an Oklahoma drawl,
“Cause legal coun-sell dictates we all-ways cross our roads….
‘n dot our T’s.”
Nuff said…
It may not make Comedy Central – but I want to thank you #1GOORU because it did make me laugh and put a bounce in my step for the day!
Got a good joke? Send it to me!
~ Mr. IQD
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This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald’s in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
McDonalds (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle Continue reading
*** THIS JUST IN ***
Iranian short-stumped Dictator ImADinnerJacket meets with Prim Minister Nuri al-Maliki and tells him his “fly is unzipped”….
Maliki was witnessed by a close Media Source as “to check his zipper”!!!
Then according to our source ImADinnerJacket started to laugh (uncontrollably) and was reported as saying: “Ha! Maliki I made you look…. Stupid!!!”
More news on the unzipping of Maliki’s fly at 11…..
If you have a crappy job, you probably shouldn’t lick your fingers at lunch time.
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Well folks….. There has been really nothing “new” going on in Iraq today!!!
We are looking for what Randy Koonce feels is our best “sign” of real progress in Iraq – so far, nada!!!
And of course we still get the same garbage that is being put out by Beth Ogle and her cast of idiot OOM Gurus!!!
So, let’s forget about all that noise and enjoy some comedic “one-liners” that gave us a chuckle! 😉
~ Mr. IQD
Only in America… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (NOW this is a “real” bank story! LOL!!!! )
If age is just a number, can I get mine unlisted?
Vegetarian: Native American definition for a very lousy hunter….
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ( Sound familiar Okie? LOL!!!! )
Happy Saturday!!!
Hope your day is going GREAT!!!
Here are some one-liners to take your mind off waiting for the RV!!! 😉
~ Mr. IQD
I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my mate. He said, “I don’t follow you.”
It’s never too late to start, which is why I’m putting it off till tomorrow.
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
What’s another word for thesaurus?
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
SUNDAY’S BONUS JOKE…
Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
