OUR BOY TONY AND HIS EDUCATION….

Happy Thursday Dinarians,

Wow, who needs a Break from all this “RV” stuff and callin’ it every day and bashing those Hack Gurus like Tony TNT, Okie Oil Man and the rest of them!

Well, how about a little “Coffee Break Comedy” for our Thursday – just to help us get through another week of waiting?  LOL!!!

This email was sent to me by our Skype Room‘s regular contributor Marc G, and it is just a series of excellent jokes which will make you smile.  I’m not sure who “Tony” is which is the “butt” of these jokes – it is such a common name you know.  Enjoy!

Tony on math
Teacher asks her class: “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on Tony.

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Check Out This Funny Magazine Cover!

This Magazine Cover was sent to us by one of our many MrIQD.com readers, contributors and fans, “MarcG”!!!  You can catch up with MarcG’s humor in our Skype Room Archives! 

This “The Week” Magazine Cover was just too funny not to share with you as well….  Enjoy!  🙂

Magazine-Cover

JOB APPLICATION – Too Funny Not To Share!!! :-)

Hello Dinarians,

Well normally we take great delight in “bashing” those Hack Gurus like Okie and the sort, but today we came across this really funny “Job Application” to McDonalds…

And since the IQD has not “RV’d” (yet) and some of you like us may be out there looking for Jobs, or even if you have one now, but have had to fill out one of those “stupid” Job Applications (like we have had to) then you will get a really good laugh out of this!  Enjoy!

~ Mr. IQD


This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald’s in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

McDonalds, Ridleyton, Adelaide, South Australia

McDonalds (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle Continue reading

Happy Thanksgiving Dinarians!

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Something Is Up….
The Farmer just unfriended me on Facebook!

Today’s (Humorous) Thought……

Rarely do we find an “Inspirational Thought” that also doubles as a Humorous Piece as well…. 🙂


Thgt to Ponder: The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat.

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Some Humor For Today…

If you have a crappy job, you probably shouldn’t lick your fingers at lunch time.

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Today's "Blonde" Humor….

Blonde Joke #1: “Blonde on the lookout”

A redhead was well over the speed limit when she asked her blonde passenger, “See any cops behind us?” The blonde turned around for a long look. “Hey, yeah, I do.” “Damn!” said the redhead. “Are his flashers on?” The blonde replied, “Yep, nope. Yep, nope. Yep, nope.”

Blonde Joke #2: “First Class to Vegas”

The blonde plopped down in First Class in spite of her Coach ticket. The stewardess informed her, “Miss, you’re going to have to move to your seat.” But the blonde merely smiled smugly. “Honey, you don’t understand: I’m cute, I’m blonde, and when I get to Las Vegas, I’m going to be rich.” Even the head stewardess couldn’t make her move. “I’m cute, I’m blonde, and when I get to Las Vegas, I’m going to be rich.” Finally the Captain was summoned. He whispered in the blonde’s ear, she gave him a surprised look, then stood up and moved quietly to Coach. The stewardesses were impressed. “What did you say to get her to leave?” “Oh, I just told her ‘First Class doesn’t stop in Las Vegas!’”

FRIDAY HUMOR BREAK!!!

Happy Friday Dinarian Friends!!!

There has been some really GREAT News that we posted and are frankly in just a FANTASTIC mood!

So, we are sharing 50% MORE One-Liner Jokes today, and there is absolutely no extra charge to you!!! (Okay we will leave the jokes to the Pros…)

~ Mr. IQD


With a calendar, your days are numbered.


If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?


The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.


It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.


I ran three miles today. Finally I said, “Lady take your purse.”


If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages.


Wednesday's Comedy Break

Well folks….. There has been really nothing “new” going on in Iraq today!!!

We are looking for what Randy Koonce feels is our best “sign” of real progress in Iraq – so far, nada!!!

And of course we still get the same garbage that is being put out by Beth Ogle and her cast of idiot OOM Gurus!!!

So, let’s forget about all that noise and enjoy some comedic “one-liners” that gave us a chuckle! 😉

~ Mr. IQD


Only in America… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (NOW this is a “real” bank story! LOL!!!! )


If age is just a number, can I get mine unlisted?


Vegetarian: Native American definition for a very lousy hunter….


Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ( Sound familiar Okie? LOL!!!! )


Sunday Humorous Break!!!

I have the same body I’ve always had. Adjusted for inflation, of course…


To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].


A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes.


How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty.


BONUS…. AND JUST FOR SUNDAY!!!

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.