Wednesday's Comedy Break

Well folks….. There has been really nothing “new” going on in Iraq today!!!

We are looking for what Randy Koonce feels is our best “sign” of real progress in Iraq – so far, nada!!!

And of course we still get the same garbage that is being put out by Beth Ogle and her cast of idiot OOM Gurus!!!

So, let’s forget about all that noise and enjoy some comedic “one-liners” that gave us a chuckle! 😉

~ Mr. IQD


Only in America… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. (NOW this is a “real” bank story! LOL!!!! )


If age is just a number, can I get mine unlisted?


Vegetarian: Native American definition for a very lousy hunter….


Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ( Sound familiar Okie? LOL!!!! )


Sunday Humorous Break!!!

I have the same body I’ve always had. Adjusted for inflation, of course…


To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].


A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes.


How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty.


BONUS…. AND JUST FOR SUNDAY!!!

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

Saturday's Humor Break!!!

Happy Saturday!!!

Hope your day is going GREAT!!!

Here are some one-liners to take your mind off waiting for the RV!!! 😉

~ Mr. IQD


I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my mate. He said, “I don’t follow you.”


It’s never too late to start, which is why I’m putting it off till tomorrow.


If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?


I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?


TONIGHT'S HUMOR BREAK!!! LOL!!!!

Things in the Dinar Community are getting TENSE with anticipation!!!!

So, as a break, enjoy some of these one-liners…. 🙂

~ Mr. IQD


Sorry about the two black eyes, boss… You DID keep telling me to make eye contact!!!…


Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.


I was never my mother’s favorite, which I guess would have been OK, if I wasn’t an only child.


What is a man’s idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.


Definition of a teenager? God’s punishment for enjoying sex.


Today’s Humorous Cartoon

Hello, we got this via email, and wanted to share, it is pretty darn’d funny!!!  Enjoy!

~ Mr. IQD


….. and folks that is why the Chicken did cross the road!!!


TODAY'S HUMOR MOMENTS…

“Having a male gynecologist is like going to an auto mechanic who doesn’t own a car.” – Carrie Snow


What doesn’t kill us makes us tediously regurgitate the one sentence of Nietzsche we could be bothered to read.


Why is crossing the road like playing the piano? C sharp or B flat.


Never let a fool kiss you. Or a kiss fool you.

NEW OOM VIDEO: What People are Saying About Okie and The Video About Him

HAT TIP:  Anonymous Email


We at Mr.IQD have already produced our own “Okie” video – poking fun at his absurd “intel” and consistently calling for the RV.  Please be sure to watch our video as well.

This YouTUBE video that was made by someone else is also funny and worth watching!

Enjoy!  ~ Mr. IQD

 

ORIGINAL EMAIL SENT IS BELOW:


This should be the first thing people watch/read when getting involved with the dinar.

It would elminate the initial hype

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catdon, on 23 April 2012 – 07:25 PM, said:

disrespectful IMO
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I had to turn it Continue reading