Hack Guru vs. Newshound – Round 1 – "Ding Ding" Let the Fight Begin!!!‏

UPDATE:  NEW FEEDBACK POSTS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE.  🙂

Happy Weekend!!!

Well we’ve had just about everything in our Dinarian Community – but to our knowledge we have not had a “boxing bout” between Hack Gurus and Newshounds!!!

And since we just love to “beat up” (metaphorically) on Hack Gurus when we came across this PUNCH ……. COUNTER-PUNCH  we just could not resist the urge to repost it and get your feedback (anonymous form at the bottom) once you have read both sides of the issue on “INTEL vs. NEWS”.

“DING DING LET THE FIRST ROUND MATCH BEGIN…..”

~ Mr. IQD

“DING DING LET THE FIRST ROUND MATCH BEGIN…..”


FIRST PUNCH GOES TO: “THE HACK GURU”…..

ARTHUR :”INSTAR” LETS TALK ABOUT ARTICLES. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE WHO JUDGE THIS INVESTMENT STRICTlY BY THE IRAQI MEDIA. I THINK EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED FOR WHATEVER WAY THEY CHOSE TO FOLLOW AND COPE WITH THIS ENIGMATIC INVESTMENT AND THAT THERE ARE SOME BENEFITS IN ALL WAYS AND THAT WE CAN ALL LEARN SOMETHING AND GAIN SOMETHING FROM EACH OTHER, HOWEVER, MY EXPERIENCE HAS SHOWN ME THAT THOSE THAT SWEAR BY ARTICLES ARE OF THE, IMO, MISGUIDED IMPRESSION THAT THERE STRICT ADHERENCE TO MALIKI’S MEDIA SOMEHOW MAKES THEM SUPERIOR TO THOSE OF US THAT HAVE INTEL FROM PEOPLE IN VARIOUS PLACES TELLING US WHAT THEY FEEL IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN REAL TIME IN IRAQ AND THE REST OF THE DINAR WORLD. AND SO THEY USE THE FACT THAT INTEL HAS NEVER ACCURATELY PREDICTED THE DATE OR RATE FOR VARIOUS REASONS TO JUSTIFY THEIR CONTINUED BELIEF THAT MALIKI’S PROPAGANDA DRIVEN MEDIA IS TELLING THEM THE GOSPEL TRUTH OF WHAT IS GOING ON AT ALL TIMES, AND SO THEY PIOUSLY LUMP ALL INTEL PROVIDERS INTO A CATEGORY OF GURUS. WELL, I HAVE STUDIED IRAQ’S MEDIA EXTENSIVELY FOR THREE YEARS AND HERE IS MY VERDICT: IRAQ’S ARTICLES ARE SO OVER-COMPLICATED, FABRICATED, OUT-DATED, IMAGINATED, AND REGURGITATED THAT SOMEBODIES DOG SHOULDA ATE IT! I HAD ALREADY SURMISED THAT 75% OF THE ARTICLES ARE PURE UNADULTERATED FICTION BUT THE VERY LAST STRAW FOR ME AND THE REASON I COULD NO LONGER CONDONE FOLLOWING IRAQ’S DOG AND PONY SHOW STRICTLY FROM AN ARTICLE PERSPECTIVE WAS READING AN ARTICLE THAT TALIBANI WAS “RECOVERING” IN GERMANY WHILE I WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH A CONTACT IN IRAQ LOOKING DEAD AT HIS FAT KEISTER WALKING INTO A GOVERNMENT BUILDING WHILE THEY WERE LIVE TALKING TO ME IN REAL TIME! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE READ AN ARTICLE DATED FOR THE CURRENT DATE THAT WE KNOW FOR A FACT WE HAVE READ WORD FOR WORD WEEKS OR EVEN MONTHS BEFORE? IT’S AS IF WATERMELON AND BABYSIT ARE OVER DRY’S HOUSE LAUGHING AT THE WORLD MAKING UP STUFF AS THEY GO ALONG. HOW MANY MONTHS DID WE HEAR HOW MUCH INTERMINABLE, SEEMINGLY IRRECONCILABLE TURMOIL AND CONFLICT WAS GOING ON REGARDING THE IMMINENCE OF THE WITHDRAWAL OF CONFIDENCE OF MALIKI THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN OVERNIGHT THAT WAS TOTALLY OFF THE TABLE? IF ALL OF THAT WAS LEGIT WHICH PEOPLE BOUGHT INTO HOOK LINE AND SINKER, THEN HOW COULD IT DO SUCH A SUDDEN 180 AND GO AWAY SO THOROUGHLY AND SO TOTALLY OVERNIGHT? AND WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SADR, THE CHEST, AND HIS VEHEMENT RESOLVE TO WITHDRAW CONFIDENCE, OR AT THE VERY LEAST QUESTION MALIKI, “IN THE COMING DAYS” THAT TOTALLY NEVER HAPPENED? HOW IS GOING DOWN THE EMOTIONAL RABBIT HOLE OF ARTICLE AFTER FABRICATED ARTICLE DAY IN AND DAY OUT AS EVERYBODY DID FOR MONTHS NONE OF WHICH EVER EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED ANY DIFFERENT THAN THE ROLLERCOASTER OF THE PREDICTIONS OF THE GURUS THAT NEVER HAPPEN? AT LEAST THE GURUS ARE ENTERTAINING AS OPPOSED TO THE FABRICATED LIES BEING PROMULGATED BY THE IRAQI MEDIA ON A DAILY BASIS. READING THAT SPURIOUS DRIVEL DAY IN AND DAY OUT IS ABOUT AS ENLIGHTENING AS WATCHING PAINT DRY. NO I TAKE THAT BACK BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO INSULT PEOPLE THAT WATCH PAINT DRY. THE SAME WAY HISTORY HAS SHOWN GURUS TO BE WORTHLESS I THINK IT IS NOW SAFE TO SAY THE ARTILCES ARE JUST AS USELESS. IT’S 10 TIMES MORE BOGUS AND INCONSEQUENTIAL THAN THE AMERICAN MEDIA WITH JUST AS MUCH IF NOT MORE PARTY LINE PROPAGANDA. IF I HAVE A CHOICE BETWEEN BELIEVING THE FACTITIOUS ARTICLES COMING FROM IRAQ’S MALIKI CONTROLLED MEDIA OR BELIEVING MY HIGH LEVEL SOURCES IN THE IMF, UST, OR IRAQI CONTRACTORS IN KURDISTAN OR BAGHDAD THAT ARE LOOKING AT WHAT’S GOING ON IN REAL TIME, ALTHOUGH THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT INFALLABLE, I’LL TAKE MY SOURCES EVERYTIME AND LIVE WITH CONSEQUENCES OF WHETHER IT’S RIGHT OR WRONG AS OPPOSED TO BEING GULLIBLY SPOON FED A BUNCH OF INUTILE, FECKLESS, HOLLYWOOD MOVIE STYLE MISINFORMATION BY MALIKI AND THE ILLUMINATTI POWERS THAT BE. THE ONLY ARTICLES EVEN REMOTELY WORTH THE INK USED TO PRINT THEM ARE COMING FROM THE CBI AND EVEN SOME OF THOSE ARE OFTEN TIMES REGURGITATED FROM AS FAR BACK AS A YEAR AGO. AS MY BRITISH FRIEND ONCE SAID, “WHO GIVES A RATS ANAL APERTURE IF AND WHEN ALLAWI PICKS HIS FREAKIN TOENAILS….JUST TELL US ABOUT THE BLOODY RV ALREADY.” I COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF.


THE COUNTER PUNCH GOES TO THE NEWSHOUND…..

BARNEY FIFE “LJ’S NEXT STEP” – AT SOME POINT I BELIEVE ONLY A FEW PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH WILL KNOW WHEN THE RV WILL OCCUR. THE ARTICLES, ANNOUNCEMENTS AND SO-CALLED INTEL PROVIDERS WILL BE IN THE DARK. I BELIEVE WE ARE IN THAT ZONE, IF YOU WILL. ARTHUR WHY DIDN’T YOUR CONTACT GET A PICTURE WHEN TALIBANI WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM OR EVEN WALKING AWAY? FURTHERMORE, WHAT DOES IT MATTER WEATHER HE’S IN-COUNTRY OR NOT? WE STILL HAVE NO RV. GURU’S PLAY ON EMOTIONAL HUMAN NATURE. ARTHUR AND OTHERS ARE A LIKE THE WIND; THEIR INTEL BLOWS IN AND OUT FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT. INTEL ALONG WITH TV AND ARTICLES CAN PROVIDE A BONAFIDE PICTURE AND INTEL SHOULD BE KEPT QUIET UNTIL IT CAN BE PROVEN WITH EITHER BY THE ARTICLES OR TV NOT OTHER INTEL PROVIDERS. THERE’S WAY TO MUCH CIRCULAR INTEL GOING AROUND IN THE GURU COMMUNITY. LIKE I SAID, THOUGH I BELIEVE WE ARE AT THE POINT NO ONE WILL KNOW FOR ARTHUR TO ALLIGN HIMSELF WITH PEOPLE THAT HE VILIFIED MONTHS EARLIER IS QUITE A SHIFT, WHICH MAKES ME BELIEVE HE IS HYPOCRITICAL. IT IS FINE IF YOU FEEL YOUR INTEL IS CORRECT AND IT’S THE PATH YOU HAVE CHOSEN, JUST DO US ALL A FAVOR AND COME UP WITH SOME NEW EXCUSES INSTEAD WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, CHINA SHUT IT DOWN OR OBAMA DELAYED IT ETC….IN ANOTHER WORDS IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHY IT HAPPENED SAY MY SOURCES WERE NOT CORRECT OR THAT THEY FLAT OUT LIED TO ME. BECAUSE ONCE YOU’RE WRONG MORE THAN ONCE, THEN TWICE, WELL THREE TIMES WRONG AND YOU ARE FULL OF CRAP. ARTHUR YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN KIND AND GENTLEMANLY, CREDIBILITY WILL BE HARD TO GET BACK IF YOU’RE WRONG. WE DON’T PREDICT WE READ, WATCH AND WAIT. THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THE TERM “HOPIUM” YOU SAID IT ON ONE OF OUR RECORDED CALLS AND I LAUGHED. NOW WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS? INTEL? GOOD LUCK YOU’RE NOW ON THE CLOCK -TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE THIS IS YOUR 2ND PREDICTION FOR THE RV. BARNEY FIFE


So, now that you have read both sides of this argument – who won the fight, Arthur (Hack Guru) or Barney Fife (Newshound)?

What is your 2-cents opinion?

Let Us Know, if we like it, we will repost it (anonymously) either here or in our Mail Bag or maybe even with an entirely new post! 🙂

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YOUR FEEDBACK WE RECEIVED IS BELOW….

Anonymous Name / Handle: Kloobis
Comment: Newshound wins because they print “facts” based on articles out of Iraq. Gurus NEVER tell us who the source is. Especially Okie Dokie who seemingly flies in and out all over the country and predicts every other day that the R.V. is coming but never ever reveals his sources. Proof is in the pudding, Gurus should put up or shut up, if you don’t want the fire then name the source or get off the pot!


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