I have the same body I’ve always had. Adjusted for inflation, of course…

To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].

A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes.

How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty.

BONUS…. AND JUST FOR SUNDAY!!!

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.