A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only perfect science is hindsight.

How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I couldn’t care less.

SATURDAY’S BONUS JOKE:

Have you heard about the online origami store? It folded….