LMFAO!!! SIGNS that YOU have a Dinar Addiction!!!

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Howdy Friends!
We just had to share this endless humor that all of us Dinarians CAN relate to….

Especially when you’ve been this investment for more than “seven days”!!!! LOL!!!!

Got any ideas – add them to the comments section at the bottom!!!

~ Mr.IQD
P.S. Mr.IQD can relate to item #8 below…. LOL!!!!



You know ur an addict when you realise its time for the kids to go to bed and you forgot to give them dinar, oops i mean dinner.

If you could publish a book with more silly / unusual usernames than a book of new baby names

when you are called to dinner and you think to yourself, ‘Someone should invent a ‘Dinar Dong’.

1. You just tried to enter your OKIE OIL MAN password on the microwave.

2. You chat several times a day with people from all over the world about IMF and BIS , but you haven’t spoken with your
next door neighbor yet this year.

3. You pull up in your driveway and use your cell phone to check the Dinar sites before you go in your house.

4. You buy a new computer and a week later it is clogged with Dinar bookmarks.

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5. Cleaning up the bedroom room means you have to put your Dinar away.

6. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not belong to the same Dinar blogs.

7. You consider second-day air delivery of your Dinar painfully slow.

8. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check the Dinar websites before going back to bed.

9. You get up in morning and go online to your favorite Dinar site before having your coffee and getting dressed

10. You’re reading this on a Dinar website.

11. Even worse you might respond to this by adding more to it!!

top_gun
04/21/2012 15:07
You keep your socks in the closet now because your sock drawer is now full of dinar.

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CantWait
04/21/2012 17:13
Sad – but, some things at this point are just no longer funny!

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Captkal
04/21/2012 17:42
You hit the refresh button on this site a dozen times hoping to catch a fresh post during a #2.

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lymbo link
04/21/2012 19:06
Oh my gosh…you do that, too???

kp51m240d
04/21/2012 18:14
you know when your a Dinar-A-aholic; when the grandkids (5&12) call for status updates instead of weekend visits.

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silkysand link
04/21/2012 19:48
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Hillariousssssssssssssssssssss im gonna peeeeeeeeee lmboooooooooooooo

SWFlordaGuy link
04/21/2012 15:09
Your spotty beard starts to itch, posture is suffering and you can’t remember what the sun looks like.

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Mike Jacobson link
04/21/2012 15:09
You know what ASN, AMN, PTB, BIS, CBI, IMF, UST, O, HCL, BBL, IMO, IQD, and VND mean.

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lymbo link
04/21/2012 19:10
I have all but PTB and BBL???

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Mark
04/22/2012 00:33
PTB = Powers That Be (like Obama wished he were) 🙂
BBL = Be Back Later

lildeb link
04/21/2012 15:11
You named your new pet Dinar or Okie

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cybergirl
04/21/2012 17:51
… Or Roscoe

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Copedaddy link
04/21/2012 15:12
You change the name of your daughters puppy from Darla to Dinarla!

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Dave
04/21/2012 15:14
You take the backpack full of your dinars with you everywhere just in case the RV goes live while your out.

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diamond4mr
04/21/2012 15:14
Well said….Dinar sites are addiction.

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L
04/21/2012 15:16
u refer to urself and ur group of friends as dinarians

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You gone
04/21/2012 15:17
This is soo true….but I realize all I can do is wait and continue my Faith in GOD ….this thing will happen but the when date or rate remains unknown….everyone be bless n keep the FAITH

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Penny A
04/21/2012 15:21
I am totally an addict

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jg link
04/21/2012 15:22
When you sleep with your smart phone an wake to a dinar tweet

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Jeff
04/21/2012 15:31
This is very true!

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dimples
04/21/2012 16:25
Sleep with the smart phone to check dinar website every 30 minutes looking for GOOD NEWS.

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Wheels60 link
04/21/2012 15:23
Your at work and can’t wait till break so you can check lastest info on dinarrecaps

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kengol
04/21/2012 15:23
I know more about Maliki, Parliment and Iraq then I do about Obama, Congress and the USA.

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RAYMOND LA ROCQUE link
04/21/2012 17:14
DAZED AND CONFUSED. WHAT AN EYE OPENER!!!

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Another Jeff
04/21/2012 18:07
…And they are both the same.

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learning2win
04/21/2012 22:51
roflmbo and crying

Clydesdale link
04/21/2012 15:25
You spend more time searching for dinar info then you spend eating, sleeping, and working!

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Jeff
04/21/2012 15:27
yeah…. this is painfully true, except I have not tried to enter my OOM pass in the microwave yet…… I wonder what that will do? Maybe turn my hot pocket in to a small stack of 25k bills? hummmm…….

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Mary
04/21/2012 21:30
OMG.. Good one…. Please let me know if it works!! LOL !

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Mark Stevenson link
04/21/2012 15:29
Another sign is, knowing more about Iraq’s political workings than your own country (USA)!!

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BuzzBay link
04/21/2012 15:29
Every time you clean the house you find another unopened envelop of dinar.

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Shawn Haverstein
04/21/2012 15:29
You try finding out the real names & addresses of the Gurus so you can thank them personally…lol

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shay
04/21/2012 15:31
You know your a dinarian when you start talkin to your 13 yr old about the dinar news, then it gets worse when 13 yr old sees signs of RV in

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dudley anderson link
04/21/2012 15:32
every monday you have to explain why your not rich after you told everybody that okie said its live in europe on friday

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SWFloridaGuy
04/21/2012 16:18
Hahahaha

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Rob W in Duval
04/21/2012 21:05
Ya’ll too much! But true. This Monday sounds different. You know your a Dinar addict when you promise yourself after so many Mondays, you will not look up anything for awhile, then you get up and start the same research dinar routine on Tuesday!

Ldm
04/21/2012 15:38
ur day suks until okie has posted then it’s ok!

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Stephanie the Social Worker
04/21/2012 16:09
LOL!!! SO TRUE!!!!

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Stephanie
04/21/2012 16:10
SO TRUE!!!!

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lymbo123 link
04/21/2012 19:21
Yeh…and it doesn’t even matter what he says:@

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cardiac99
04/21/2012 15:44
My name is cardiac99 and I’m addicted to IQD and VND websites.

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ldydi
04/21/2012 18:46
You mean there’s a VND site. I need to find it to fulfill my addiction lol. And I actually believed Okie for a while

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wacosbestmom
04/21/2012 15:45
You text your family because your screen name shows up in a forum chat post.

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Gworge West
04/21/2012 15:51
You refresh your recaps blog every 5-10 minutes to see if there is a new post…lol

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BizzyLady link
04/21/2012 16:57
I’m so Guilty of this one!! LOL

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Stephanie the Social Worker
04/21/2012 19:44
ME TOO!!! VERY GUILTY!!! LOL!!!

Mary
04/21/2012 21:41
So true, this is my hubby and me

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Clydesdale link
04/21/2012 22:54
5-10 minutes? That’s a long time LOL! More like every 2 minutes.

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Dinarcajun
04/21/2012 16:09
You are in chat rooms and rarely check Facebook. You friends think you are sick and can’t understand why you dropped of the face of the earth. You don’t tell them any different because you are sick from sleep and food deprecation. It’s Dinarian Syndrome.

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mellome
04/21/2012 18:36
I named this:

Pre-Event-Horizon-Anxiety-Syndrome !

mellome

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NoeticOkie link
04/21/2012 21:50
This one made me laugh out loud, it rang so true…my friends and family though are worried about how I got “scammed” by the Dinar gurus and are have been planning an intervention from my Dinarian cult!

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theirry
04/21/2012 16:21
you’re invested in both dinars and dong and call them ‘donairs’

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Happy link
04/21/2012 16:21
You know you are an addict when you say your nightly prayers with dinar currency in your folded hands.

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Dimples
04/21/2012 16:29
On dinarrecaps more than facebook.

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anydaynow
04/21/2012 16:32
You believe stuff without real evidence just because it’s WHAT YOU WANT to believe.

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mrsb link
04/21/2012 16:33
When you see the word “dinner” you read it as “dinar”

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elg
04/21/2012 19:36
I can relate to that when I saw a resterant on the food chanel that read Diner I pronounced it Diner as in the Iraqi Dinar. My husband said I am really getting bad.

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Arianna link
04/21/2012 23:07
When you see the word RV on signs and it’s actually RV’s for sale but still I think God it’s giving me a sign that this is real and it will happen soon!!

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L
04/21/2012 16:34
u actually use the word “dong” in everyday speech!!

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Foxy
04/21/2012 16:38
when you start to lower the denominations of IQD on your toilet paper roll from 25k notes, to 10k notes, to 5k notes……..and hope the 5’s and 1’s hit the steet soon!
PS…..don’t use Smart Cards

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Fisher1 link
04/21/2012 16:42
you pray in sleep, ” Lord hurry the RV”

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Remi8
04/21/2012 16:43
You have 3 chat rooms up on your computer and slip away only to quickly play Words with Friends then it’s back to all 3 chats!

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Richard Liszt
04/21/2012 16:50
you have the amount of dinar you own set on the memory function of your calculator so that when someone mentions a rate you can quickly calculate how much you will cash in for should it come out at that rate.

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dimples
04/21/2012 18:55
Guilty as charge. Lol

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SFC
04/21/2012 16:52
You think your boyfriend is running errands and you see a comment posted by him on the ‘how you know your an addictt’ post on Recaps. Of course, he thinks you are working in the yard!

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mikeyLincoln link
04/21/2012 16:53
RATES ARE LIVE!!!! IMHO WE SHOULD SEE A RATE OF $3.22…..IT’S HAPPENING NOW…WERE ON A MIN TO MIN BASES….DON’T CALL BANKS….I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM A FRIEND HIS SISTER KNOWS SOME ONE

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Meatman4dinar link
04/21/2012 16:59
You know you are a dinar addict when you find yourself using the fraze, “NUFF SAID”, in everyday life.

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Gerry Trudeau link
04/21/2012 17:00
I have a problem when I miss my favored program on TV because I am reading the Dinar Re-caps on the internet. I will have to adjust my life style when we RV, or say post RV…..

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Meatman4dinar link
04/21/2012 17:04
You know you are a dinar addict when you find yourself using the phraze, “NUFF SAID”, in everyday life situations.

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prayinghardgorv link
04/21/2012 17:09
You have a unspoken code between your parents that only says “OKIE” or “BULLDOG”. That means go check your Dinar Recaps for a new post!!

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bacebird
04/21/2012 18:20
It is after the 20th of the month and you hope it doesn’t rv for 10 days so you can afford to buy more nextmonth!

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kitchencat
04/21/2012 17:30
You know you are a hooked Dinarrian when you speak openly in polite mixed company about strong rising Dong, and nobody notices

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Judy link
04/21/2012 17:37
You resent people knocking on your door & expecting you to be hospitable!

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mdm
04/21/2012 17:58
you know ur an addict when you realise its time for the kids to go to bed and you forgot to give them dinar, oops i mean dinner.

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Judy link
04/21/2012 17:59
You know your an addicts because you don’t care anymore if your a millionaire, you just want your husband to quit asking.

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Wyomac link
04/21/2012 18:01
RV is so much on your mind,you get a BMW since you got it confused with BWM lol….imho

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K
04/21/2012 18:25
My hubby is definitely an addict! I consider my self a dinar widow

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hubby
04/21/2012 19:11
When you find your wifes post and know it was her

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johnnybgood
04/21/2012 18:30
When you get up in middle of the night to use restroom and notice light come on in bedroom cause the wife is checking website to see if there’s and rvvvvvvvv

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uueagle
04/21/2012 18:30
You sleep with your cell phone and gun under your pillow, but you’re afraid if the phone goes off you may shoot it with the gun!

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Pearlnoir link
04/21/2012 18:34
You rearrange a son to bring the RV

Anxiety is rising… Patience’s getting low… According to our intels… This chat’s the place to go… Cause’ tonight for the first time… Just about half past twelve… For the first time in recent history… It’s gonna pop our RV!… It’s popping the RV!… Hallejulah… It’s popping the RV!… Amen… I’m gonna blow out… I’m gonna let myself get… Absolutley millionaire!

“It’s popping the RV!… Hallejulah… It’s popping the RV!… Amen… God bless our Intels… They are blessed guys… They took over UST… And they did what they had to do… They fought every Agent… To rearrange the rate… So that every man and woman… Could turn to Millionaire!”

One can only hope!

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lookingout
04/21/2012 18:43
when you set your alarm clock to wake you up at 2am edt to check to see if it RV, because you can’t wait for a text.

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Dan
04/21/2012 18:48
you know you have it bad just by reading this!!!! There all NUTS!!!

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Ivy
04/21/2012 18:48
I’m addicted cause I call or text TL or he calls or text me saying read the updated posts.

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elaine
04/21/2012 18:58
your 5 year old prays at dinner every night for an rv….I don’t think he knows what an rv is, but he has heard us praying…ALOT..

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Eva
04/21/2012 19:00
You know you are a dinar addict when you look forward to people feeding you bs and lies.

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guitarzan
04/21/2012 19:12
you know you’re hooked when space mountain roller coaster doesn’t have nearly the thrill of the denarian coaster ride

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lymbo123 link
04/21/2012 19:23
You know you’re addicted when you won’t get out of bed before checking updated recaps.

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1611kjvman
04/21/2012 19:30
You really believe some guru knows the date and the rate

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1611kjvman
04/21/2012 19:32
You really believe someone is more sincere by adding an “h” to imo

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KenDina
04/21/2012 19:37
I only bought in because my wife’s name is Dina and our last name starts with the letter R. No Brainer! The Lord just hit me on the head with a 2 x 4. NUFF SAID!!!

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Don bean
04/21/2012 19:49
Because you actually believe too much info on a dinar website will stop an rv.

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Mike L Macgowan link
04/21/2012 19:50
You have more chat names for getting booted then your ex has last names

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zerolimits
04/21/2012 19:52
you haven’t had a job in 8months because were going to RV tomorrow, live on your sisters couch so you can buy more dinar and you put on 10 pounds for not getting off the couch haha

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Lm
04/21/2012 19:55
Thought it was just me!!!!!!

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marcia b
04/21/2012 19:57
When you talk to your family members everyday(who are also fellow dinarians) and all you can talk about is recaps latest post. We’ve never been sooo close. lol!!! Dinar brings families together 🙂

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RBKBIZ link
04/21/2012 19:58
I’ve changed my initials to ASN, plus my dog now posts on OOM!!!

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Foxy farmer
04/21/2012 20:05
You know you are addicted when every time you return to your office you pull up your personal email (where Dinar Recps are) before you look at the office emails-even when you are expecting some dynamite orders from your customers.

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KenDina
04/21/2012 20:07
when you are called to dinner and you think to yourself, ‘Someone should invent a ‘Dinar Dong’.

when you start replacing words in songs, like dong for swan song, or ‘done me wrong song.’

when someone calls you a ‘Ding Dong!’, and you smile… and let it gooooo

when you realize it’s the only thing that will bring you closer together with your other ‘real’ family AFTER the RV.

when you don’t need ‘hello’ and ‘how are you’ with your fellow Dinarians anymore. You’re always on the same page! Like minds, united we stand, together into the breach!!!

when you hope Okie and Bulldog will open a new website called ‘www.postRV. com’ or ‘www.richoilman.com’ or ‘www.RVPecanpies.com’ or ‘www.mid-airbirdie.com’ or http://www.JamaicaRVing.com’ or ‘www.possumearcookies.com’ etc…

when you go on CHAT and already know the answers to the top twenty most asked questions of the day…

when you wish you could be a MOD and kick the same sh*#disturbers off without having to ask ‘dinarmama’ for help with her pointy-toed high heeled shoes.

when you’re alone, together with your wife, late at night, and she pulls back the covers to get into bed, and you expect her to have pointy-toed high heeled shoes on!!

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KenDina
04/21/2012 20:13
when you are called to dinner and you think to yourself, ‘Someone should invent a ‘Dinar Dong’.

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PrudenceArt link
04/21/2012 20:19
You can read and understand complete sentences and paragraphs that are so mispelled and words that make no sence,,but you comprehend them perfectly

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BlahzayBlah
04/21/2012 20:20
If you use Firefox and no matter what letter you type first in the address bar, a site related to dinar is the first site to pop up lol.

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Marty100 link
04/21/2012 20:41
when your ten year old grand daughter wakes up every morning runs in and asks you if it RV’d yet.

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Judy E link
04/21/2012 20:47
You finally go to slleep & fiind yourselfe dreaming about our heroes; Oilman, Bull Dog 85, Bluewolfe., etc. & their daring exploites gathering intell for us or having a nightmare when you realile that you are toasting the marshmallowes for your smores on a big pile of burning, worthless dinars! fe

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A Dinar Enthusiast
04/21/2012 20:54
Dinar addiction has reached levels of unrecoverable severity when one has reached the ‘evolutes’ of becoming an IQD supplier and determine both resolve and answer through Internet blogs and forums to supply calm your customer’s inquiries.

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bluegirl
04/21/2012 21:04
When you have to call a friend everyday from work for an update.

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norm
04/21/2012 21:09
When you buy a layaway order every month.

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BlessedNow
04/21/2012 21:20
You walk around the house with your phone on a conference call; switching between Bloomberg, Fox, CNBC, Fox News; or CNN, stopping to check your computer, attempting to help the kids with homework, doing laundry, and answering a call on your other phone!! Multi-tasking to the limit!!! Yaaaaa!!! Help us, Jesus!!

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Rockfish40
04/21/2012 21:24
You know you’re a Dinarian when you keep asking the same questions over and over and making the mods angry and force them into moderated chat, (And you know what all that means) lol

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daniandquin
04/21/2012 21:25
2 additions

You know you’re a dinar addict when

a) You see a “Go RVing” commercial and are confused when it turns out to be about recreation vehicles

b) your 4 year old says “mommy, can you ask Okie to push the button for dinar so we can go on vacation?”

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RoseRedTyler
04/21/2012 21:37
You KNOW you are a dinaraholic if you read this stuff and laugh so hard you go into a coughing fit because you understand every word.

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Norvel link
04/21/2012 21:44
You go to a small church and your husband goes to the mens room and you hear his cell phone clicking and you know he is checking dinarrecap

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EARTHKWAKE
04/21/2012 22:05
YOU SET CBI WEBSITE AS YOUR HOME PAGE ON COMPUTER.

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BlahzayBlah
04/21/2012 23:02
LMAOOOOO WOW.

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bubbles22
04/21/2012 22:17
you know your addicted when your 2yr old walks around the house chanting RV RV RV!!!!!!

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UNEEK
04/21/2012 22:49
YOU MAY BE A DINARAHOLIC OR DINAR ADDICT IF YOU HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS:

If you are logged in to more than 2 forums and 2 chats everyday

If you cannot stay away from the forums & chats for an entire day

If your “best” friends are out of state and you do not even know their real names

If you talk to these “best” friends on chats and call them by funny names

If you have all tabs across your open window pinned to dinar forums – Dinar Recaps and chat rooms

If you carry your dinar with you to work and back home every day

If you could publish a book with more silly / unusual usernames than a book of new baby names

If your favorite daytime and night time stars are ArizonaHeat – BGG – Blaino – BWM – BellaGrits – Bulldog – Bluedog – Bluwolf – Bear – Cap1- DinarWishes – Fresh – Footforward – Freeway Bill – Generals – Hammerman – Jonnywg – Med – Miskebam – Lojack – Papajack – Okie – Poppy – Soonerfan – Studley – Sweet Queen – Wang Dang –

If you look to any or all of these daytime /nighttime stars who you do not even know for real to advise you on your wealth and wealth management

If you have purchased and lost more than 2 reserves

If you have believed it was going to RV every weekend for the past 3 years — or even less

If you have purchased any tee shirts or coffee mugs from dinar forums

If you have accepted a special roll on any forum or chat room

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Arianna link
04/21/2012 23:12
When you just got off the comp from checking on new post and than get back on in my phone!

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EARTHKWAKE
04/21/2012 23:48
YOU HAVE CREATED A SPREAD SHEET THAT COUNTS ALL YOUR AND YOUR SPOUSES IQD AND VND, THAT DELETES TAXES AND SUCH. JUST TO SEE WHO HAS MORE AT THE END.

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Kurliannie link
04/22/2012 00:48
When you’ve read all the above posts twice and are still laughing so hard your crying because you can’t believe that this has become your life…… How blessed we are…….. Thanku all for the great laughs, insurmountable patience, super intel, awesome commoradery, just terrific

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kykitten
04/22/2012 01:36
OK… I’m ready for the “Rubber Room”

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Txtrkr
04/22/2012 02:41
you know you are an addict when you torture yourself by sitting in a chatroom watching people ask the same questions over and over again without reading what is being said in the room. And what makes it worse is it is always the same people asking the same questions over and over and over again every single day. And sometime it’s several times in the same day. I guess that I am becoming a grouchy addict now cuz I havent gotten my RV fix yet!

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Free Indeed
04/22/2012 04:47
You take out ur Dinar once a day just to smell it.

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jim ray
04/22/2012 08:35
when you try for the 50th time to convince your boss that you were “just kidding, I didn’t REALLY quit”!

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TNman
04/22/2012 08:35
You get irritated when you get a phone call from your daughter while you are listening to a recorded conference call.

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TNman
04/22/2012 08:41
You are traumatized when a plane flies over because you are afraid the 747 flying at 30,000 feet will run out of fuel and crash into your house thus interrupting your listening to a conference call.

And, you know you are not about to leave the call even though you smell the cake in the oven is burning. Do I hear a train coming…am I going crazy?

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