A Few Chuckles…

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target….


A cop pulls a guy over for weaving in traffic. He walks up to the driver’s window and asks, “You drinkin?” The driver says, “You buyin?”


A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.


With respect, Madame, “skinny jeans” are not a promise!!!

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